you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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