I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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