The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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