Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
where am i from again
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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