Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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