dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra