did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS