I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch