You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
23 Times Kids Said the Harshest Things
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
21 Rich People Confess The Best And Worst Things About Being Wealthy
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash