You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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