So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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