I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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