how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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