I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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