I cannot find my penis.
She said her name was "party"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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