yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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