I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm like, not good at living.
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