She's JV to your varsity
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
