I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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