Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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