he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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