this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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