So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Come see our sink grown plant.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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