i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Randomize