I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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