She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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