Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Less talking, more tequila
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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