Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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