at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic