I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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