oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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