I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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