So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday