There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.