did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months