fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.