We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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