Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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