I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking