S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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