So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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