you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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