Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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