i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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