You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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