Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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