spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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