we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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