Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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