we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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