after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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