I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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