I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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