I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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