me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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